We have a winner in our Reform Party Recruitment Drive!

As determined by the Editorial Parrot, Geckyboz has merited induction into the Reform Party, and will soon be privy to the secrets of the upper echelon of party politics.

She’ll also be getting her hands on one heck of a Broken prize package!

And what did she do to earn such a high honor?

You have to see it to believe it.

Behold, the adventures of Bernard the Black Band.

Witness, too, his demise. His terrible, bloody demise.